New College Year - Plan Your Dorm Pranks

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Dorm pranks are probably the most memorable part of College. It’s September, and the start of a new school year, so it’s time so get things started on the right foot. Dorm pranks are sure fire way to keep things entertaining on campus. Do you like to make people laugh? Are you looking for some hilarious jokes to play on others? Here are some timeless and classic dorm pranks:

Short Sheeting Bed - This simple prank is great for someone who’s had a few too many drinks. You start by taking the flat sheet of a bed and pulling it up all the way to the headboard. Next, fold the bottom of the flat sheet up towards where the pillow is placed so that it appears as if it is actually the top of the flat sheet. When the victim gets into bed, his legs will meet the fold in the flat sheet halfway down the length of the bed. It’s hilarious to watch some drunken fool get frustrated as he tries to settle down for the night.

Bedtime at the Movies - For this dorm prank, you will need a party sized bag of popcorn, an uptight roommate and access to his or her bed. Strip the bed down to the mattress. Apply a thick and even layer of popcorn over the entire surface of the mattress. Carefully replace the fitted sheet. Make the rest of the bed. Invite a few friends over and wait for your roommate to hit the sack for the night. Have video camera ready.

Sticky Shower - Get a single hard candy. It should have no color. Unscrew the shower head and place the candy inside shower head cavity. Then screw it back on. When the victim goes to take a hot shower, the sugar in the candy will start to dissolve and start to come out in the shower. When the victim dries off after showering, he’ll be surprised to notice the sticky coating all over him.

Rotting Food Trick - This is a simple and harmless dorm prank, but it sure is powerfully disgusting! Take any food that will rot in an unbelievably nasty way. Chicken meat works well. Get a tupperware style container that you can afford to destroy. Place the food in the container and put the lid on tight. Poke a few holes in the lid with a knife. Place the container somewhere in your victim’s room so that it will not be quickly found. In a couple of days he’ll drive himself crazy trying to find the source of the foul odor. Such a classic!

Liquid Ass - This product has an unlimited potential for fun. If you enjoy grossing people out, or embarrassing those uptight about rectal odors, this is the product for you. Just spray liquid ass in close proximity to the victim and enjoy the reaction. Some great ways to use this include: inside a packed elevator, on the dance floor in a club, on the door handle to the bathroom (so it gets on someone’s hand after they have washed up). You can also spray this on some sort of applicator and wipe it on their beer bottle. Get creative! Endless fun with this product.

Hidden Alarm Clock - Take an alarm clock and set it for a cruel and unusual “middle of the night” hour. Hide it in your dorm mate’s bedroom. Enjoy. This never gets old!

Remote Control Switches and Appliance Timers - This is another unbelievably flexible dorm prank category. Simply get yourself a remote control appliance switch, or a plug-in appliance timer. These things basically allow you to plug anything into a normal wall socket, and have it turned on or off by a timer or a remote control. The best way I’ve seen this product used is to have a power drill under a victim’s bed and to then turn it on (with remote) after they fall asleep. When they wake up, immediately turn it off. They will think they are dreaming. Repeat many times.

Have fun with these dorm pranks. Remember, it’s always more fun to laugh at someone else than to have them laughing at you :)

 

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